In this week's show:

• We start things off with a track that is slightly related to Mother's Day.


• Why is John so POed tonight?


• We heartily welcome some new listeners. In the process of talking with them, we explain why we refuse to run Skype.


• Find out what Crystal Beer is.


• Karen's grandmother moved today. We play a song dedicated to the move and the reason behind it.


• Ever wondered what the news would sound like if it were autotuned to a R&B track?


• Find out where Venison88 has gone.


• We're always looking for new broadcast tallent. Drop me a line if you're interested in joining the station.


• Hear what Karen's 14-year-old birthday hamster sounds like.


• We play an odd mashup between a well-known rap artist and a classic rock group.


• To commemorate the release of Star Trek XI, we play a strange parody john and I created back in 2000 with Microsoft Sound Recorder, a broken tape recorder, and some game sound effects.


• Do Eric Idle and Wesley Willis appreciate their mothers? We don't know about Mr. Idle, but Wesley definitely doesn't.


• Hear an autotuned rendition of President Obama and.... a cow?


• Some of our listeners don't like the emergency alert sequence. Even so, we have some fun with it.


• Despite our various visual impairments, we explain why we don't like to dwell on blindness-specific material.


• John, the world's biggest fan of twirling, has a new swivel chair waiting for him in Michigan.


• Our favorite brown dog had an interesting adventure yesterday.


• Finally, Venison88 and Clay write in with some delightfully inappropriate commentary before we sign off.

That's it for this episode. Stay tuned for the next dose in just under seven days.