In this week's episode:

• We start things off with proof that Christian rock can actually sound great.


• Learn about dairy cola, bacon beer, and onion soda.


• The listener we discussed last week is now out of jail.


• You won't believe who supposedly has a criminal record now. Here's a hint: it's one of the Blart Radio hosts.


• We play a special song for Karen's new cat, Weasel followed by another for a listener who loathes ice cream.


• After cleaning out my desk this afternoon, I discovered all kinds of great items.


• Learn about the Easy Crunch from a cassette of a local morning show I digitized nine years ago.


• Hear about John's famous hot dog, bacon, and bologna burrito.


• Seven months into her first presidential term, Corona finally has a federal proposal. It involves, beer, of course.


• Hear about some old police pranks and a disturbing 911 call from early 1991.


• Canadian beer has some interesting names.


• Among the disks I recovered today was a song my uncle recorded several years ago. For the first time ever, we air "God of Blubber."


• We discuss our accents, how they transform, and how even native southerners can become exasperated by their peers.


• We unveil a jazzy demo from Karen's upcoming album.


• Did something happen to you? If so, you can sue. Find out how.


• As of a few days ago, Karen now has a job again.


• What happens when you accidentally dip pizza rolls in chocolate?


• Find out what strange items I discovered in my filing cabinets today. I give a plausible explanation for said item's placement, but nobody buys it.


• Meet Ninja, a character that inspired our very own Kung Fu Docta.


• Finally, hear an ad for a special album that every obscure music lover must have.

That's it for this week. See you next Saturday night.