On this week's gripping episode:

• What used to be "The Louis Bin" has changed quite a bit. With three hosts, we figure the show is due for a new title. We present a few listener-submitted suggestions.


• Netbooks. Why should you get one, and why would you want to avoid one?


• Maria, the listener whose cat ran away last week, has a new one who needs a name.


• After many years, Karen finally has a proper bed.


• Sam Houston became the president of the Texas Republic in 1836. An appropriate dedication is played.


• John and I went out for wings yesterday. Hear the misadventure and irksome conclusion that resulted from the 3-mile trek.


• What is, and is not, peanut butter?


• Did you know that a tour company holds a patent for the sound made by duck-calls made by customers while conducting tours? Our very own Mr. Duck reads an excerpt from the article that explains.


• We read another brief excerpt explaining how the UK's equivalent to the RIAA, unsurprisingly, doesn't know how to count.


• We introduce a product that all apocolyptic paranoids must have: tactical bacon. We describe what it is, where to get it, and how long it remains edible on the shelf.


• We next play some apocolyptic-related music followed by the single from Vertical Horizon's upcoming album.


• Finally, today marks the tenth aniversarry of the formation of our first high school band. We play a couple of songs we wrote.

That wraps it up for this week. I leave town in a few days, so the Blart Radio schedule will be somewhat lopsided until I return. We will be back with some great content you won't want to miss. Keep an eye on the TBRN messengers. See you soon.